souliebird:

If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.

(via pomme--de-terre)

officialunitedstates:

when I am a parent I am going to celebrate my kid’s birthday a day earlier each progressive year instead of the same day every year until they figure it out and ask me what is going on and I will say the year is disintegrating and time isn’t real trust your heart and love will triumph over calendars

(via blowoffs)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via magandaaa)

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

(via fabulousanarchy)

The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
" Be careful who you vent to. "

hurnansadness:

is this it - the strokes

(insp.)

(via gravefairie)

(Source: kayascodeliaro, via hypo-phren-ia)